mymindpictures

Tarantino cock suckers!

2010-05-25T21:50:00.003+01:00

http://www.cinematical.com/2010/05/24/jackie-brown-prequel-being-made-minus-tarantino/

This has been doing my head in today. It's been announced that the Elmore Leonard novel 'The Switch' has been greenlit (greenlighted?) to be made into a film. Now as you may be able to see from the link, it's being billed as a Jackie Brown prequel, only without Tarantino being involved other than to give it his blessing.

For those of you who don't know, JB was adapted from another Leonard novel, Rum Punch, the sequel to The Switch, both of which featured the Ordell and Louis characters (aka Jackson and De Niro), only set 15 years apart. What's annoyed me is, even at this early stage, the people prepared to write off the project before anyone has been attached to direct or star in it.

I love Jackie Brown. I think it's a great film, a real underrated gem that struggles to escape the shadow cast by Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction and their impact on the cinematic world (now sequels to these two would be a disaster). I would truly hate for some piece of shit to make it's way out as a prequel or sequel.

What the naysayers are forgetting though is they aren't Tarantino's characters to begin with. He may have infused them with his snappy dialogue and filmed them in his own inimitable style, but they came from Leonard. Who let's not forget, is the author of many bestselling books, some of which have been made into some fine films, like Out Of Sight, Get Shorty and 3:10 To Yuma. People need to stop kissing Tarantino's arse. He's not untouchable, though the producers would do well to not overdo the connection and let it stand alone. The Elmore Leonard connection would attract enough of an audience without a 'Jackie Brown' prefix or calling it 'Quentin Tarantino's The Switch'.

Like any literary adaptation (or any script for that matter), it could be a disaster. But let's not dismiss it until we see it. It could be great.

Follow the link to see some of the negative comments already posted on Facebook, and pity the fools. Note my comments, before I decided to vent my spleen on here.

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/imdb

Idiots

2010-03-23T16:05:00.000Z

If the voice-over question doesn't match what's written on screen, you wouldn't enter the competition, would you? 16,000 idiots disagree.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/mar/22/itv-dickinsons-real-deal

Kung Fu madness!

2010-03-06T22:54:00.001Z

Sat in the freezing cold gym of the local high school watching my 9 year old son have his Kung Fu lesson this evening, I was giving careful thought as to whether I agree with him doing it or not. As those who know me will know, he lives with his Mum and her boyfriend and for reasons unknown, they insist on signing him up for all manner of activities at the weekend and school holidays, regardless as to whether Jake has expressed an interest in it or not. Along with his football on Saturday morning, now he has Kung Fu on a Saturday evening. After a handful of lessons, he seems to enjoy it. But there are a few things that bother me about the whole thing.

Firstly, it's ridiculously overpriced. That is to say, it's alot of money to be shelling out on a 9 year old who might in a few weeks decide he doesn't want to do it, which he'd be within his rights to. The £5 a week fee seems a bit steep, even if the guy doing the lesson is the 3 times World Champion (or something along those lines). Then there's the £50 signing on fee (which to be fair I haven't been asked to contribute to outside of my Child Support payments but I'll get to my point in a minute) and then the various accessories: boxing gloves, head guard/helmet, pads, nunchucks etc. which seem to cost upwards of twenty quid each. In short, I just think the whole thing is too much money, nearly £400 for the first year. Any normal person would look at the numbers and look for a cheaper alternative (apparently his Mum thinks it's alot of money too but pays up anyway. Me, being the non-resident parent, I more or less have to go along with it for the sake of not upsetting her and getting a load of ear ache in the process).

Secondly, without wanting to get into an argument on the morality of combat sports, I'm not sure I want him getting involved in this kind of thing. It's fine whilst he's just learning some moves and doing some light sparring with kids his own age and younger, but as he gets older it gets more violent (my son's class overlaps with the adults and they batter the shit out of each other, albeit with gloves and pads on). I know it's supposed to be for self defence rather than to attack someone but I'm just not keen, especially when my son let slip that the whole thing seems to be an attempt by his mum's boyfriend to toughen him up.

Now, he's not the biggest kid but he doesn't need to toughen up. To me, that suggests he needs to be able to handle himself in a fight. No one ever 'toughened me up' but if I had, I reckon I'd have started more fights and that's what worries me. While I wouldn't watch someone getting beaten up if I could break it up, or run off while my mates got battered, knowing to stay out of those situations has meant that as an adult, I've only ever got into two fights (one when my pissed mate was being a tool and tried to beat me up, and one when my ex's boyfriend took it upon himself to come round to my house and start a fight, for which he was charged with assault but was lucky to get away with it (so we know what kind of person he is)).

Whilst sitting there watching him train I updated my Facebook status to 'Stuart is observing Ellesmere Port's peasant underclass release the frustration of their shit lives at Jake's Kung Fu class'. In hindsight, an outlandish statement, one to cause amusement to my fellow Facebookers and one that could get me beaten up, rueing my lack of self defence skills/toughness. Perhaps an element of truth to it but it's not something I'm going to get into now.

My Mind Pictures

2009-11-07T00:57:00.000Z

15 minutes of me playing on my new toys, a Korg Kaossilator and Kaoss Pad KP2 (under my slightly pretentious pseudonym) and recorded on my phone. It's long and full of mistakes, background noise and my couch. Good fun though, I really don't know how to use them too well. But is it me but are dance songs really easy to make with the right gear?